Excess Rev 1

I have lots of shoes and footwear.

 I also have lots of very expensive glass frames from old prescriptions. 

I’m going to take a wild guess and say I have about 30 pairs of black shoes of one sort or another.  I know I have 1 pair of tall black boots, two pairs of short lace up boots, one with a zipper on the side, 1 pair of traditional loafers, 1 pair of kitten heel pumps with oval stitching on the toe bought at Nordstrom in Indianapolis, 2 pair of OJ Simpson  open toe sling back 2” heels- black & red (Bruno Magalia), 1 pair of crocs ballet flats that look sort of like suede but aren’t, 1 pair of sporty loafer type slip-ons with contrasting stitching and a toggle, 1 pair of t strap sandals, 1 pair of open toe strappy black sandals, 1 pair of Akko gladiator sandals, In the garage I have two pairs of raggedy really comfortable keen flats that I’ll never wear again, I have  ankle strap leopard look flats bought at Nordstrom Pentagon City,

 A pair of brown Keen maryjanes, a pair of dark brown tooled leather flats , a pair of yellow ochre sandals that I need to throw away but that are the right color, a pair of silver sandals that are cute but have a piece between my toes like flip flops that hurts, a pair of alligator slip-ons with only a toe ring that has crystals on it, a pair of European looking Born's that have a Velcro strap and I’ve worn out the soles, a pair of black flat espadrilles with ribbons that wrap to my knees, a pair of brown lace up boots, a pair of beige short Uggs, 2 pairs of Mephisto walking shoes (one a neutral boring pair I hate, the other with tweed accents that are cool but one size too small), 1 pair of Uggs cool looking purple suede converse looking tennis shoes, 1 pair of patent flip flops with a fake red flower and kitten heels, 1 pair of slides with leather rose flower decoration, I pair of brown shoes with ankle straps that look like leaves and a kitten heel that I bought years ago at Cedro’s sole in Solana Beach-  in a shoe daze, and…

Glasses, I have one pair of tiffany  RX reading frames with a diamond chip, I have ….

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